Rick Ross VS Rick Astley

Information Rick Ross VS Rick Astley is the second installment of Awesome Hip Hop Bloodshed Regarding Yesteryear. It features Rick Astley, famous pop singer and internet celebrity, going against Rick Ross, hardcore gang banging Rapper to see who is the better musical Rick, Cast


 * Willem Dafoe as Rick Ross
 * Tobey Maguire as Rick Astley

Lyrics
Rick Ross:

Rick Ross, with the big fat boobies!

Rick Astley got rick-rolled, put that in the theaters, like a movie!

I can’t believe you suck so hard!

I’m even fatter than lard!

Look at my tattoos, aren’t they nifty!

Stop rapping, your singing is iffy!

You are an ugly sinner, now go die in a hole!

My mom should remove her mole!

Rick Astley:

It’s Christmas! I am not afraid to rick-roll a b*tch!

I think you are an ugly snitch!

Never going to give you up, is what I said to my girl!

<p class="MsoNormal">When she saw your face, she even went and hurled!

<p class="MsoNormal">You were thrown out of the house as a baby, no?

<p class="MsoNormal">You look like a hoe, but not a garden hoe!

<p class="MsoNormal">Kibbles and Bits! More like Kibbles and t*ts!

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s what you have, so go sit!

<p class="MsoNormal"> <p class="MsoNormal">Rick Ross:

<p class="MsoNormal">AW HELL NO! You ratchet little bag!

<p class="MsoNormal">I think that I’d rather rap against a rag!

<p class="MsoNormal">Go autotune yourself, and light your hair on fire!

<p class="MsoNormal">Stick to your day job, here’s some Dis Raps for Hire!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Rick Astley:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ew! I can see your nipples!

<p class="MsoNormal">When you jump into the lake, the water always ripples!

<p class="MsoNormal">Did you have a sex-change? I can tell, because you’re a little girl!

<p class="MsoNormal">Now step back, relax, and take a look at the world! <h2 class="MsoNormal">Trivia


 * This battle does not feature a reference to Rick Ross's teddy bear.
 * Rick Astley does not have a fetish for cheese.
 * This is the only battle to feature the word "nipples" so far.
 * Tobey Maguire and Willem Dafoe previously battled in Spider-Man.
 * Willem Dafoe is spelled "Willem" not "William"