The Sun VS The Moon

Information
The Sun VS The Moon is the fourth installment of Awesome Hip Hop Bloodshed Regarding Yesteryear. It features The Sun, giant ball of fire in the sky, going against The Moon, giant rock in space, to see which is better, night, or day?

Cast

 * Picture of The Sun as The Sun
 * Picture of The Moon as The Moon.
 * Kevin Conroy as The Moon (voice)
 * Orson Welles as The Sun (voice)

Lyrics


The Sun:

Look who it is! This big rocky queer!

I am the sun! I’m more famous every year!

They say you host alien life, but you’re not a very good host!

Doesn’t the host introduce his acts and not keep them hidden? Well I’m the rapper of the most!

Someday I’m going to consume you, even if you are not cheese!

Everyone wants to eat you! Just die please!

You have the ugliest craters!

This battle was over since I started, so see you later!

The Moon:

Oh boy, if it isn’t the sun!

Go burn in eternal hell because no one thinks that you are much fun!

People take pictures of me! If they look at you, their eyes burn!

Giant floating star? NOPE! Giant floating turd!

I make werewolves! So natures about to call!

When we eclipse, IT’S A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY BALLS!

Stop it and just die already!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because you obviously are not ready.

<p class="MsoNormal">The Sun:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ready for what, your horrible rhymes?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’d rather die than listen to them one more time!

<p class="MsoNormal">I was wondering how you can even ride a bike!

<p class="MsoNormal">When you do, I doubt you even like… it!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’d rather be playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 2!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because it’s better than Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2!

<p class="MsoNormal">OK fan boys, come at me now!

<p class="MsoNormal">I actually hate Halo, I’d rather freaking drown!

<p class="MsoNormal">The Moon:

<p class="MsoNormal">You drown? Hm… soon!

<p class="MsoNormal">I am the moon!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’d rather be destroyed by an asteroid,

<p class="MsoNormal">Than listen to your crappy rhymes on steroids!

<p class="MsoNormal">Sun, you are just a baguette!

<p class="MsoNormal">Who rhymes and sings like a bunch of ugly baguettes!

<p class="MsoNormal">If you think you are the best, than you should get off my turf!

<p class="MsoNormal">A better battle would be with the Earth! <h2 class="MsoNormal">Trivia


 * Orson Welles recorded his verse before his death, making this battle dedicated to him.
 * The Sun actually likes Halo, but finds it overrrated.
 * The creator of this battle has a tummy ache.
 * The picture of The Moon was originally voicing himself, but lost his voice from a screaming at his hermit crab.