Mr Mom VS Uncle Buck

Information
Mr. Mom VS Uncle Buck is the sixth installment of Awesome Hip

Hop Bloodshed Regarding Yesteryear. It features Mr.Mom, from Mr. Mom, going against Uncle Buck, from Uncle Buck to see which movie writen by John Hughes is better.

Cast
Stan Lee as Mr. Mom

Mandy Moore as Uncle Buck

Kevin Bacon as Macaulay Culkin

Lyrics
Mr. Mom:

It’s Mr. Mom! Get ready for a boom!

Because if you aren’t played by Batman then it is your doom!

Stop humping the dryer! What are you, Robot Chicken?

You weren’t humping the dryer? Seriously! What the dickens!

Every scene of your movie, was so boring!

You’re not sweet like Candy! You’re snoring!

I may be a mom, but I’m a man, you’ll be beaten!

Because I am the freaking Michael Keaton!

Uncle Buck:

Wipe that mole off your face! Wait, you don’t have one!

You might as well, because you are done!

You smell really bad, like an internet browser!

You have an ugly snout, like a Schnauzer!

Call me Uncle Buck, because I don’t give a f*ck!

It doesn’t take a Culkin, to know that you suck!

I don’t need you, you’re not my mom!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because you freaking remind me of Mr Troop Mom!

<p class="MsoNormal">Mr. Mom

<p class="MsoNormal">Alright Uncle Suck, meet my freaking rhymes!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because you suck! And that freaking rhymes!

<p class="MsoNormal">Meet my Grandma Hammer, you freaking ugly Hummer!

<p class="MsoNormal">I saw your freaking movie! What a freaking bummer!

<p class="MsoNormal">Spit that freaking cigar, your freaking crack addict!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because you smell really freaking bad, like a bunch of freaking Haggis!

<p class="MsoNormal">Let go of the freaking drill, it’s getting freaking old!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because we all freaking know, Santa’s giving you freaking Coal!

<p class="MsoNormal">Uncle Buck:

<p class="MsoNormal">That’s a bunch of BS! You think you’re an MC?

<p class="MsoNormal">Because it’s not a Christmas Movie!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re like Tootsie, you didn’t win an Oscar!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because you’re a Weiner, and that’s not a car!

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s not a musical! Go back to High School, you dirty, rotten, stoner!

<p class="MsoNormal">Step back ho, because you are just a loner!

<p class="MsoNormal">You smell even worse, than Macklemore’s new blanket!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because they’re even worse than R. Kelly’s Piss sheets!

Trivia

 * Mandy Moore had a sex change just to play Uncle Buck, showing her commitment to the battle.
 * The creator had to convince Stan Lee to play Mr. Mom, seeing how he wanted to play Uncle Buck,
 * Michael Keaton was set to play Macaulay Culkin, but due to filming RoboCop, he had to drop out because his schedule was too busy.
 * Mr. Mom said "freaking" 13 times in one verse.
 * The Mr. Mom in the iTunes cover is not Mr. Mom from Mr. Mom. It was the first thing the creator found in Google Images.

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