Angry Video Game Nerd VS Nostalgia Critic

Info
Angry Video Game Nerd VS Nostalgia Critic is the ninth installment of Awesome Hip Hop Bloodshed Regarding Yesteryear. It features angry video game nerd, Angry Video Game Nerd, going against a critic of nostalgia, Nostalgia Critic, to see which internet critic is better.

Cast
Doug Walker as Angry Video Game Nerd

James Rolfe as Nostalgia Critic

Lyrics
Narrator: It has been 70 gabillion years since the world has ended. Everyone died, including me. There were no survivors... so we thought...

NC: *steps out of freezer* I WAS FROZEN TODAY! Good thing my fridge survived the nuclear fallout. Now I shall find the nerd and bring him back to life... but how?

Narrator: Critic wasn't sure what to do, but he wanted to bring the nerd back to life so he could kill him again.

NC: I must bring the nerd back to life so I can kill him again!

Narrator: OK, I will make you a robot so you can make him a robot so you can fight him and win.

NC: kthnx.

AVGN: *is still dead*

NC:  Behold nerd! I will make you a robot!

AVGN: We shall now duel until the death!

NC: Haven't we done that already?

AVGN: Oh right, it's been a couple hours since then.

NC: It's actually been 70 gabillion years, but let's just rap battle.

AVGN:  YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

NC: I'll let you start.

AVGN:

They call me the nerd! So nertz to you!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because I’ve never met a critic who is worse than you, you’re worse than Gru!

<p class="MsoNormal">You don’t like Rankin Bass?

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll stinkin’ kick your ass!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re even worse than a giant cowabunga diarrhea buffalo fart!

<p class="MsoNormal">I don’t like you, you are not art!

<p class="MsoNormal">Get out of my face, or else I’ll kill you, for reals!

<p class="MsoNormal">Demo Reel sucked! Ow! Your feels!

<p class="MsoNormal">NC:

<p class="MsoNormal">I remember it so you don’t have to!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">You are like Garbage Pail Kids, which was worse than you!

<p class="MsoNormal">I take that back, it’s not even true!

<p class="MsoNormal">I think you should run away from home, because the crowd goes “Boo!”

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re making a movie? I’ve made 3!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll Kick-your- Assia! Might as well just Boldly Flee!

<p class="MsoNormal">The Suburban Knight will kill the nerd!

<p class="MsoNormal">Are you putting Cinemassacre against TGWTG? We’ve got the better herd!

<p class="MsoNormal">AVGN

<p class="MsoNormal">Go away! Leave already, in pain!

<p class="MsoNormal">Let the chick do nostalgic movies, it’s not your domain!

<p class="MsoNormal">Watch this, I’m like a verbal blizzard!

<p class="MsoNormal">YOU RIPPED ME OFF, B*TCH, REMEMBER THE WIZARD?

<p class="MsoNormal">NC:

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s time for you to let me win, because you might as well!

<p class="MsoNormal">I think that’s what you were doing, so go to smell,

<p class="MsoNormal">My hand, so leave forever please!

<p class="MsoNormal">

<p class="MsoNormal">*takes deep breath* LEAVE!

Trivia

 * This battle was nominated by the Oscars as "Best Exploitation Film of 70 Gabillion A.C."


 * George Lopez was offended by the line about smelling hands, for he found it offensive.


 * This battle was suggested by the monkeys from 2011's animated film "Rio"


 * The battle hints that Homer Simpson will appear in the next battle, when the word "the" was said, since "the" reminds us of "The Simpsons".