Heat Miser VS Snow Miser

Information Heat Miser VS Snow Miser is the seventh installment of Awesome Hip Hop Bloodshed Regarding Yesteryear. It features brothers Heat Miser and Snow Miser from The Year Without a Santa Claus, to end their duel once and for all. Cast Hillary Clinton as Snow Miser

Bill Clinton as Heat Miser

Lyrics

Heat Miser:

I’m Mr. Heat Miser, you’re just my ho!

You’re on your own now, Mr. Snow!

It’s bad that you are the way that you are!

Your face is worse than The Grinch, might as well be Rated R!

You have the right to remain silent! Freeze!

Because all you do is make little children sneeze!

I’ll rip of your nose, and feed it to my minions!

Because we all know, that you are finished!

It’s time to die, call me Cat in the Hat!

Because no offense, but you are not a cat!

Let’s play Cat and Mouse, you rotten old hooker!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because we all know, that you’re hook line and stinker!

<p class="MsoNormal">Do you believe in the spirit? The spirit of Christmas looks at you and laughs!

<p class="MsoNormal">Watch me as I stab you in the liver! Who’s got the last laugh?

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re worse than our sequel, A Miser Brothers Christmas!

<p class="MsoNormal">And your raps suck even more than A Very Turtle Christmas did!

<p class="MsoNormal">Come out of your shell, it’s time for a verbal bomb!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because I hate Eharmony! Join Match.com!

<p class="MsoNormal">The battles almost over, so spit your verse and leave!

<p class="MsoNormal">Because I am the best, you better believe!

<p class="MsoNormal">Snow Miser:

<p class="MsoNormal">Whoopsie Daisy! Your ass is going to die!

<p class="MsoNormal">You’re even worse than Cocaine, so leave, alright?

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s like a game of Dodgeball, a true underdog story!

<p class="MsoNormal">But I’m not the underdog, you are, but you’re so gory!

<p class="MsoNormal">That doesn’t mean you will win, more like, DIE!

<p class="MsoNormal">You may be hot, but I’m cold as ice!

<p class="MsoNormal">Switch out with someone else, you need some help!

<p class="MsoNormal">Who cares if you are living, I gave you a bad review on Yelp!

<p class="MsoNormal">Get the hell out of my face, do you even know what sex is?

<p class="MsoNormal">I bet you don’t because you are not sexy!

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s like the birds and the bees, you ugly old bee-aytch!

<p class="MsoNormal">Your back looks itchy, go give it a scratch!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’m a rapper, what can you call yourself?

<p class="MsoNormal">Just an elf on a shelf!

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s my final line, this battle is done, because you are about to die!

<p class="MsoNormal">Everyone will cheer, because you were a queer!

Trivia
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 * This battle is long.
 * Ironically, there are only two verses.
 * Hillary Clinton was frowning the whole time during filming.
 * Bill Clinton was smiling the whole time during filming.
 * The Snorks were originally set to be third party rappers, but where cut due to copyright issues.
 * Sadly, this was the last battle to feature the word "scratch" as of right now.
 * This battle was set to be released on May 3rd 2008, but it had to be pushed back until now.