Michael Vick VS Bob Barker

Information Michael Vick VS Bob Barker is the fifth installment of Awesome Hip Hop Bloodshed Regarding Yesteryear. It features Michael Vick, NFL athlete and supporter of dog fights, going against Bob Barker, who loves animals to see if animals are cool or not. Cast


 * Chris Rock as Michael Vick
 * Kevin James as Bob Barker

Lyrics
Michael Vick:

STOP IT FOOL! I AM MICHAEL VICK!

YOU HAVE A SMALL ONE, BUT I HAVE A LARGE STICK!

WINDOWS 7 IS OUTDATED! UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 8!

YOU ARE STINKY AND UGLY! IT’S YOU THAT I HATE!

THE PRICE IS RIGHT, B*TCH! JUST GO AND LEAVE ALREADY!

OH WAIT, YOU DID! NOW DREW CAREY IS READY!

I’M LIKE A MODERN DAY OJ, BUT YOU ARE JUST GAY!

I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH MY PENIS, OK?

Bob Barker:

Hello friend. It’s my turn to rap.

I think that you are a big pile of crap.

I’d rather eat my dog, than watch you play.

<p class="MsoNormal">Strangle me with your penis? I think it’s you who is gay.

<p class="MsoNormal">My rhymes are cold, like “Disney’s Frozen”.

<p class="MsoNormal">It’s coming out in theaters, I really like “Disney’s Frozen”.

<p class="MsoNormal">You barked up the wrong tree, yes, you’re so ugly.

<p class="MsoNormal">Don’t hurt any dogs, look at them, so snuggly.

<p class="MsoNormal">Michael Vick:

<p class="MsoNormal">Ew, get out of my way!

<p class="MsoNormal">It is not me who is gay!

<p class="MsoNormal">I’ll beat you, eat you, and watch your dogs fight!

<p class="MsoNormal">You are like a werewolf’s bite!

<p class="MsoNormal">Bob Barker:

<p class="MsoNormal">Nope.

<p class="MsoNormal">My rhymes are dope!

<p class="MsoNormal">Stop. <p class="MsoNormal">Because your career is a flop! <h2 class="MsoNormal">Trivia


 * Disney payed over 12 dollars for us to reference Frozen.
 * Kevin James lost over 70 pounds to play the role of Bob Barker, also winning him People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
 * Drew Carey tweeted about the battle, saying how it was the best book he's ever read, though he might have been referring to "To Kill a Mockingbird", but it has not been confirmed nor denied, so keep your fingers crossed.
 * Joe Jonas never saw this battle, despite peer pressure from Frankie Jonas, his younger brother, also known as the "Bonus Jonas".
 * This was the first battle to feature someone named Michael.
 * The dog in the iTunes cover was recently arrested for drug possession.
 * Forbes magazine called this battle the most influentional person of this week, though, the writer of that article may have been high.
 * It has been confirmed that this battle is approved by Stan, from Dog with a Blog, who has shown interest in being in a battle for 10 years now.